"Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and enforce your western bacon cheesburger"

I heard the funniest tape today on the Stern show, a women in the US (California?) called the police because she wasn't getting the right order from a drive-thru Burger King. She goes on and on about how the order has been wrong 4 times and wants the police to come down and make sure it's done right. It's just cracked me up, never underestimate the stupidity of the average person.
Have a listen to it if you want by downloading this clip.
"What are we protecting you from? A wrong cheesburger?"